at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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