their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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