Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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