I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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