4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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