just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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