How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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