with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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