how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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