READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
im having a threesome with these popsicles
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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