HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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