Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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