haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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