Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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