Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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