On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i barfeds in our rink
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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