I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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