i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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