can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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