normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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