erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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