tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
that may or may not have been my penis.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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