did you get engaged???
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
