glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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