I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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