And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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