We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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