I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
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Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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