there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
we should paint friendship bongs
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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