He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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