You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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