? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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