Can Purell be used as lube?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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