Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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