the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
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Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START