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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.

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