Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.