Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today