the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i barfeds in our rink
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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