About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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