If i come over, it means nothing
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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