woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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