What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
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I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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