Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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