Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
my being single is dangerous.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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