So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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