i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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