DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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