4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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