matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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