she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
i dont even know how to be here
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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