I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
You dont lie about slip and slides
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
