what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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