I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
