We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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