North Korea, Best Korea!
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
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We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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