Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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