AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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